![]() 11/17/2017 at 17:39 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
But okay, I can certainly do that.
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Can you put something over our windows so they don’t get dirty again? K thx.
I hope for their sake that it doesn’t rain soon.
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“I charge an extra 500 per hour for stupid bullshit.”
“Done.”
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Did you notify the police just in case? /s
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That’s literally the reason. Covered every window in the house with newspaper, because they want clean windows for the holidays...
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?
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That’s the dumbest request I’ve heard in the last 20 minutes. I had no idea newspaper and several pieces of painters could protect exterior glass from all winter and fall weather conditions.
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The key is to use newspapers with negative headlines to repel the bad weather
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In the months leading up to the election, I made business cards that said “a 20% fee will be added to the total bill if I have to smile-and-nod my way through another political talk”
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Yeah. They’re not at your door yet..?
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Camouflage
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Wouldn’t you just ceramic coat it of something?
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My preferred method is a thin coating of 0w-50 over the entire house.
That’ll be $10,000
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Um, it’s supposed to rain for the next NINE DAYS!
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Look at you, Mr. Negativity. That’s just the projected forecast. Who knows what will really happen?
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*rains 20 days*
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I use saran wrap, it is like a custom privacy screen.
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just cover it in the blood of the unborn
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It will rain and this poor new quattro formagio in my parking lot will get dirty.
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I think there is a clinic down the road....
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you know what to do
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*shutters* hire out the job?
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you are fully capable of doing it yourself
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Fine Nibby, FINE!
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That’s one good looking Quantumjoedimaggio
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It’s not very big. Like A3 size. I was comparing it to our IT guys M3 (white one) and it’s pretty small